Santa Services Responses (2)

From: jay bova

To: sale-m6myz-1473670398@craigslist.org

Subject: Santa Services (Milwaukee)

Date: Nov 19, 2009 4:44 PM

number?

From: Pedo Gonzalez

To: jay bova

Subject: Re: Santa Services (Milwaukee)

Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:20 PM

I don't have a cell phone and i am rarely home during this time of year ... email is way more convenient form of communication for me.

From: jay bova

To: 'Pedo Gonzalez'

Subject: RE: Santa Services (Milwaukee)

Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:41 PM

262 853 7257

From: Pedo Gonzalez

To: jay bova

Subject: RE: Santa Services (Milwaukee)

Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:27 PM

I am at the library on the internet right now ... What kind of event is this in regard to?

From: jay bova

To: 'Pedo Gonzalez'

Subject: RE: Santa Services (Milwaukee)

Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:47 PM

santa stuff adults

From: Pedo Gonzalez

To: jay bova

Subject: RE: Santa Services (Milwaukee)

Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:43 PM

corporate event?

He never responded again ... I am almost tempted to give him a call to see what kind of gig he is offering me ...

Santa Services Responses

From: fred jones [Add to Address Book]

To: sale-m6myz-1473670398@craigslist.org

Subject:

Date: Nov 20, 2009 6:53 AM

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html some unfortunate circumstances ????? these weren't molestation chargers were they? DWI's? geez, I don't think by what I see I'd have my lids sitting anywhere nearby much less as the photo depicts From: Pedo Gonzalez To: fred jones Subject: Re: Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:11 PM I am offended my insinuations sir. This is the same kind of bull shit that I have been dealing with for the last 3 years of my life. I had my wallet in my pocket ... some kid thought it would be funny to spread a vicious rumor. I have been vindicated in court and received a large cash settlement for wrongful termination. So why don't you just take your perverted mind and stick it where the sun doesn't shine. hotwheelfan@hotmail.com ... talk about a red flag for pedophiles. Merry Christmas Mother Fucker From: fred jones [Add to Address Book] To: pedogonzalez@earthlink.net Subject: RE: Date: Nov 20, 2009 4:09 PM Wow I guess I have a sharp hammer seeings how I hit that NAIL RIGHT ON THE HEAD SIMPLY BY LOOKING AT YOUR PHOTO, PERHAPS IT'S TIME TO GO PLAY EASTER BUNNY INSTEAD From: Pedo Gonzalez To: fred jones Subject: RE: Date: Nov 20, 2009 5:16 PM listen here freddy. You have no idea what you are talking about. You don't know me, you don't know my work. I am guessing by the way you type that you are probably an MPS dropout who completely missed this sentence. "I have been vindicated in court and received a large cash settlement for wrongful termination." Why don't you get your mind out of the gutter, and find something constructive to do with your time? Here is a tip - Little boys shouldn't play with fire ... they usually get burned.

Santa Services

Santa Services (Milwaukee)

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Date: 2009-11-19, 4:05PM CST
Reply to: sale-m6myz-1473670398@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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I have been a professional Santa for over 20 years. I usually have a couple full time gigs during the season but due to some unfortunate circumstances my calendar is wide open this year. I will do private parties, corporate events, school functions, or scouting events. I have attached a picture of myself from a few years ago ... Against my doctors advisement I have put on 65 more pounds of Christmas cheer!

Will trade for cash, booze or parts to a '72 El Camino.

edit: did I say booze I meant cookies!

Missed Opportunities (1)

Posting something on craigslist does not guarantee a response. Some are flagged by overzealous cragslisters, some are just too absurd to generate a response. Here is the first in the series.

Pringles + Jesus = The greatest find on craigslist

For sale - One can of sour cream and onion Pringles blessed by
The one.
The only.
God's right hand man
Pope John Paul II!

Back in 2000 I took a trip to the Vatican and attended mass where where Pope John Paul gave a blessing to the entire audience. He was getting up there in a age and I believe he misspoke. Instead of blessing everyone in the audience ... he blessed everything. The only thing that I had on me besides my clothes was a backpack that contained an unopened can of sour cream and onion Pringles.

Yes these chips are almost 10 years old.
Yes the can is still unopened.

The real question is ... What will happen when you eat the chips?

A friend of mine said the can will act like the arc of the covenant and will melt my face off and devour my soul in because the Pope is not supposed to bless inanimate objects. I don't believe that though. Maybe if you eat the chips you will discover the meaning of life of get super Jesus powers or something.

The possibilities are endless!!!

I cannot put a value on these chips so I am asking you to. Send me your best offer or trade.