Tuesday, April 20, 2010

stunt Double / Actor Responses 2

7Tre of Hard Hitta Ent.

Are u serious? Who knows how the confrontation will turn out... someone may end up dead! Waste of time and money( your therapist)
However, slowly letting go of your past and putting these issues in God's hand, u'd be better off. If most of them are dead, theres no sense in holding onto something thats not beneficial to you that they left behind. You have a life to leave and the pains of the past will disable u mentally, emotionally and maybe worst. Forgiveness is easier said than done, but u will truly be able to move forward with your life. Things happen that we don't always understand but if were truly to live life to the fullest, we must come to the acknowledgement of the Truth. And Jesus Christ IS the way, the truth, and the life! Lets trust Almighty God and live by faith!

Pedro Gonzalez

I hadn't thought about it that way. I have just calculated the amount of money that I have spent on my therapist ... and I could have bought a BMW!

You seem to be very intelligent.

I would like to pay you to be my life/spiritual advisor! We would meet once a week at your connivence. You will advise me on all aspects of my life.

Let me know if you are interested in changing my life!

7Tre of Hard Hitta Ent.

Good morning,
Glad the word of encouragement could help. You have everything you need within yourself to accomplish the TRUE desires of your heart; weather it be spiritual wholeness, successful life and lifestyle, etc. I take no credit for "changing your life" but rather the truth of the matter is responsible. The secret is to know who we are and whose we are. The question is who did God make us to be? Who am I in Jesus Christ? That is our TRUE identity! Once we grasp that, by faith, the rest is history(as they say)! Don't take my word, but go to the bible or your place of worship and confide in trusted church officials. I'm only a servant spreading the good news; I have my trials just like everyone else. I don't own a house on the hill and as of now can't afford car insurance! BUT, I do know who God made me to be, I do rest in peace from ALL fear in the world today, I do have a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ, I do walk, live by faith and not by sight and I will have ALL that God says I can in due time. My desires are not my own, but God also wants them for me! The knowledge/wisdom didn't come overnight or directly from my being intelligent, but by earnest prayer with an sincere heart and a wanting of the truth. I accepted and here I am today; better off than I was 5 years ago! It takes time. I'm in it for the long run for this is all my choice! Lunch sound good.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Stunt Double / Actor Responses 1

Bill Ives

So as weird as your ad would sound to most people, I understand what you are trying to achieve. I think everyone needs some help here and there. I am going out to california in the fall to start my acting career and would love to use my abilities to help you relieve stress. feel free to email me back about details and payment.

Brett Malloy (Pedro Gonzalez)

Here are the roles that I will need you to play, how good is your range?

Ryan Berkley

Jock, Bully, friend of my brother. Called me Butt Malloy. I used to walk to school everyday. Ryan would see me, speed up and swerve toward me forcing me into the ditch getting mud all over my clothes. He also used to slam me into lockers and stomp on my bag lunch. I tried to bring my gremlins lunchbox to school instead but that just brought on more teasing. (Committed Suicide)

My grandmother raised me because my parents preferred drugs over me. She was very abusive. When I would come home covered in mud she would force me out in the yard and hose me off ... even in the middle of winter. She also had a giant dowel rod that she used to beat me with regularly. (died of cancer)

Filthy hobo, would do anything (and i do mean anything) to get high. (stabbed in an alley)

Absolutely stunning but I am too scared to ask her out. How do you look in a blond wig?

Would you prefer being paid hourly or a set amount? (maybe per character if you don't think you can pull them all off)

Bill Ives

To be honest I could probably do all of the characters. What would you require me to do say as these roles? What do you want to say to these different people because violence arousing probably would be a bad idea. I'll send you a few pictures of myself. Do you mind me asking what your occupation is? I would probably prefer to be paid hourly.

To be continued ...

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Stunt Double / Actor

I am posting this under the advice of my therapist.

About a year ago I had a mental breakdown while at work. I was working late on a Friday taking a call from an irate customer who was not satisfied with the work we had just done for them. The next thing I remember is the EMTs taking me out on a stretcher. It was Monday morning, I had been completely catatonic all weekend long, frozen in time.

After a couple months of therapy we have determined that I have some unresolved issues with a few people in my life and I need to confront them. The problem is most of them are dead.

I am looking for someone to dress up and act like the people that I have to confront.

E-mail me for more information. Thanks for looking.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Looking for crippled dogs - Responses

After getting flagged and removed about a dozen times I think its time to call this one dead. No responses except for this guy who posted his own craigslist ad that got flagged & removed.

re: Looking for crippled dogs

get a fuken life seriously. put that dog out of its misery and go get laid or something. retaeds these days.


Looking for crippled dogs

A friends dog was recently hit by a car. He decided to save muffin's life knowing that she would be permanently disabled and would require the use of a wheelchair. I was over by his house helping build some wheelchair ramps for muffin. 2 cases of beer and 1 wheelchair ramp later we had an epiphany "how effing cool would it be to race wheelchair dogs in the backyard?"

A great man once said - "If you build it they will come."

The track is built, we are looking for other crippled dogs to race against muffin.

E-mail me for more details


Monday, November 30, 2009

Santa Services Responses (2)

jay bova
To: sale-m6myz-1473670398@craigslist.org
Subject: Santa Services (Milwaukee)
Date: Nov 19, 2009 4:44 PM


To: jay bova
Subject: Re: Santa Services (Milwaukee)
Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:20 PM
I don't have a cell phone and i am rarely home during this time of year ... email is way more convenient form of communication for me.

From: jay bova
To: 'Pedo Gonzalez'
Subject: RE: Santa Services (Milwaukee)
Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:41 PM
262 853 7257

To: jay bova
Subject: RE: Santa Services (Milwaukee)
Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:27 PM
I am at the library on the internet right now ... What kind of event is this in regard to?

From: jay bova
To: 'Pedo Gonzalez'
Subject: RE: Santa Services (Milwaukee)
Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:47 PM
santa stuff adults

To: jay bova
Subject: RE: Santa Services (Milwaukee)
Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:43 PM
corporate event?

He never responded again ... I am almost tempted to give him a call to see what kind of gig he is offering me ...

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Santa Services Responses

To: sale-m6myz-1473670398@craigslist.org
Date: Nov 20, 2009 6:53 AM
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

some unfortunate circumstances ?????
these weren't molestation chargers were they? DWI's? geez, I don't think by what I see I'd have my lids sitting anywhere nearby much less as the photo depicts

To: fred jones
Subject: Re:
Date: Nov 20, 2009 1:11 PM
I am offended my insinuations sir.

This is the same kind of bull shit that I have been dealing with for the last 3 years of my life. I had my wallet in my pocket ... some kid thought it would be funny to spread a vicious rumor. I have been vindicated in court and received a large cash settlement for wrongful termination.

So why don't you just take your perverted mind and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
hotwheelfan@hotmail.com ... talk about a red flag for pedophiles.

Merry Christmas Mother Fucker

To: pedogonzalez@earthlink.net
Subject: RE:
Date: Nov 20, 2009 4:09 PM

To: fred jones
Subject: RE:
Date: Nov 20, 2009 5:16 PM
listen here freddy.

You have no idea what you are talking about. You don't know me, you don't know my work.
I am guessing by the way you type that you are probably an MPS dropout who completely missed this sentence.

"I have been vindicated in court and received a large cash settlement for wrongful termination."

Why don't you get your mind out of the gutter, and find something constructive to do with your time?

Here is a tip - Little boys shouldn't play with fire ... they usually get burned.