Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Wanted: Hunting Beard Responses (1)

Terry & Anna
no. I am 100% serious.
I have been building this up for a few months. I told my friends that I am taking part in a study that helps men grow facial hair.

Now all I need is the beard hair.
Are you the person I have been looking for?
Terry & Anna
Do you know anyone that would be interested in making a little bit of money for their beard?

maybe your mother would be interested?
Terry & Anna
Your mother said she had about six inches between her legs she was saving for you.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Wanted: Hunting Beard

I am 42 years old and if my life depended on it I could not grow a beard. Every hunting season after a couple of beers my friends start making fun of my inability to grow a beard and this continues all weekend long. Over the 4th of July weekend I ran into a friend from high school who told me she is living out in California working as a makeup artist in movies. We got to talking and she told me that she could construct a beard so realistic that nobody would ever be able to tell the difference no matter how closely they looked at it.

To pull it off I need real human beard hair.
Brown in color.
At least 1/4" long.

I will pay you handsomely to shave it off. (electric trimmer if possible)
Send me a pic of your beard with your response to this ad because time is of the essence.