Monday, September 28, 2009

Wanted: Hunting Beard

I am 42 years old and if my life depended on it I could not grow a beard. Every hunting season after a couple of beers my friends start making fun of my inability to grow a beard and this continues all weekend long. Over the 4th of July weekend I ran into a friend from high school who told me she is living out in California working as a makeup artist in movies. We got to talking and she told me that she could construct a beard so realistic that nobody would ever be able to tell the difference no matter how closely they looked at it.

To pull it off I need real human beard hair.
Brown in color.
At least 1/4" long.

I will pay you handsomely to shave it off. (electric trimmer if possible)
Send me a pic of your beard with your response to this ad because time is of the essence.

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