Thursday, March 5, 2009

Free Mother In Law Responses (3)

This is the best of the rest.

jala woman
i love it. i would promise to put her in my beautiful garden.
i know the right thing to do....
but please call me. diane/414-807-****
p.s. don't belive in hauntings...lol
Kimberly
wow, that's pretty creepy! you could probably take the ashes somewhere like the beach or a park (it might be against the law though to dump her somewhere) but at least she'd be out of your house. I think it's kind of weird you're trying to give your mother in law away though. Best of Luck! From my experience though, she's not going to stop haunting you if you really think it's her. You may need to walk through the house when you think she's "present" and let her know you mean no harm to the kids. I had a similar problem at an old apartment of mine where strange things happened when i would discipline my daughter (I only ever raised my voice)...the only way i got it to stop was to walk around my apartment and talk to whatever or whomever it was that was still there.
so again, best of luck to you!
Barb
Can you please tell me where you are located? I would love to have the urn.
Tim
I have the ashes for my uncle in a not very attractive vessel, looking for an appropriate upgrade for him, is your urn available for that purpose?


Jim
I really think you should be ashamed of yourelf,
Pedro
Walk a mile in my shoes buddy.
I challenge you to try living with the ghost of my recently deceased mother in law for a week.
Until then don't judge me.
You up for it?
Jim
Ya ,I am .You sound like a self centerd idoit.who cares only about himself.It sound like a bullshit story any.
Pedro
I care about the safety of my family Jimbo ... That is hardly self centered. I would give you the urn for a week but I am concerned that my Mother in Law would do real damage to you and your house. She seems to feed on fear and anger ... traits you appear to have an abundance of. Would you be willing to sign documents waiving me of any responsibility for the damages incurred by taking possession of the urn?
Jim
You sound like a complete idiot.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Free Mother In Law Responses (2)



Wayne

Hello,
Sounds like something to add to my collection.
Where in Milwaukee are you?
When can I pick it up?
Pedro
What kind of collection do you have?
Wayne
I collect horror movie and halloween stuff.
This would be perfect in my mini haunted house in the basement.

All in fun, not any devil crap or anything like that.
Pedro
any chance you have some pictures of your mini haunted house? I would like to see the final resting spot of my dear evil mother in law before I make the decision.
Wayne
Hello Again,

These are the only pics I have here at work. It only shows a small area
of what I have. Plus it is taken with a flash so you cannot see it with
all the colored lighting.

I do work for charity haunted houses during October in Hubertus and Hartford. I am telling you this so you don't think I am just some freak.

Anything else let me know. I am here at work till 2:30

Call me. 262-673-**** Listen to message a little then dial 10 for Operator and ask for Wayne.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Free Mother In Law Responses (1)

People in Milwaukee will take anything for free ... even dead people. Posted twice, taken down in under an hour each time - 17 responders. This first batch of responders are just people who were tickled by the post.

Jim
Do you have health insurance? I think it's time to talk to a mental health expert.
Joe
Sounds Great Where do I pick-up the BODY. LOL Joe B
Kimhan231
Come on, you can't be serious, but damn are you funny. I know what "not" to do with my mother in law, she's going to other sister's house. Thanks
Bridget
we dont want your urn but wanted to let you know that u had my wife and i laughing on the floor thanks for the smile
Ifinewthnwhtinow
THOUGH I HAVE NO NEED FOR THIS URN I WANTED U TO KNOW I HAVE NOT LAUGHED IN A LONG TIME (DEPRESSIONS GOT THE BEST OF ME) BUT THIS ADD HAD ME LAUGHING LIKE NEVER BEFORE! GOOD LUCK WITH THIS URN LOL & THANKS
Jeff
seriousely . are you insane? 1st it is illegal what you are doing and second if your wife should find out your mother inlaw will be the least of your problems

Monday, March 2, 2009

Free Mother In Law

Recently my mother in law passed away after a long battle with lung cancer. In her will she requested to be cremated and placed on our mantle so that she could watch over her grandbabys. I agreed because my wife was very emotional and she had left us a sizable amount of money. I purchased a nice marble urn, and tried to forget that sitting on my mantle was the ashes of that miserable old hag. Shortly after she "moved in" strange things started happening when I would discipline my children. Pictures would fall off of the wall, rooms would appear to be ransacked and the dog won't come out from under the bed.
I think she is haunting me, and I want her out of my house. I fear that dumping the urn into the trash will escalate the haunting so I need somebody to take it as is. I have purchased an identical replacement and filled it with ashes from my fireplace - my wife will never know the difference. I figure that somebody who is into creepy stuff or paranormal activity will love this. I will not guarantee a haunting but I think the odds are definitely in your favor. I have attached a picture of the urn from the website I bought it from. This is not the actual urn, but it looks very similar.

Ad can be seen at http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/1057271403.html